DEB REVIEWS ALL STARS 5 EPISODE 6

WOE IS ME. How will I live on without my beloved India. Quite well it seems! This week the queens had to create a fun loving character for the Charles family barbeque AND create a custom outfit made of scrap materials. Now, India couldn't seem to make a good character out of someone who already exists, I dread to think about what she would do having to create someone from thin air. I do still admire her though, for ensuring that even though she was elimated, she is STILL playing the game and keeping everyone talking. Gag.

The werkroom section. In the words of Darby Lynn Cartwright: RuPaul walked in and said "sewing?? i should be seeing TEARS" and proceeded to ask everyone their family issues. It wouldn't be a family barbeque without it! It's like they say, you can't spell trauma without BBQ (I got a C in ENglish). We also got a gleaming insight into how the queens are deciding to vote. Yknow, I said exactly what Jujubee said when those labour activists pestered me for who I'm gonna vote for in 2019: "i'm gonna vote with my heart".

It's runway time! And I was UNDERwhelmed. Blair's "high fashion" couture? The only high it gave me was highly meh. And Shea. I want to like it and of course, everything Shea touches immediately gets +10 points but....i'm not sure if i cared for her wedding chaps. For the first time, Cracker was my favourite. But, as a true all star, Shea helped everyone out.

"I just think it's really improtant that as queer people we all act as family, I understand that this is a competition but, if one of us looks good, we all look good"

Iconic. Cracker wins the challenge and lip syncs against Ms. Thick and Juicy Roxxxy Andrews and just like that, BAM! Alexis is gone. Puerto Rico hasn't got its crown yet but maybe one day they'll seceede from the United States and I for one will certainly tune in to Alexis Matteo's Puerto Rican Drag Race. Sickening no!